Phone call from mum, its my stepdads birthday today so she took him out for dinner . Mum had steak, but couldn't quite finish it, so asked the waitress if she would mind wrapping it in a bit of foil so she could take it home for the dogs. The waitress smiled, said no problem and dissappeared, she returned 5 minutes later looking a little embarrased, ' Chef misunderstood me and hes given your steak to the dog that lives out the back' Mum chuckled and assured her it was no problem ' Its ok ' says the waitress ' Chef's put another piece of steak on for you'
Mum and stepdad sit there giggling whilst waiting for the steak, and watch with bated breath as the waitres reappears ' Please, Chef say how does your dog like his steak done ??'
Struggling to keep a straight face mum answered ' medium rare please' and off scurries the waitress !! To return in a short while with a large steak beautifully cooked, all wrapped neatly in foil for them to take home for the dogs !!
And they reckon the English are barmy about animals !!
Nonsenses Working Overtime
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Inconsistent, contradictory and patronising. No, it's not Swindon Borough
Council's new mission statement, but it's apparent application of the
guidelines ...
2 years ago
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